“The waiting game continued through college, where she acquired an unfair reputation for being frigid because she refused to sleep with any of the men she dated.”

“Brian always managed to still be funny while sticking to telling wholesome jokes.”

“She lost me when she began talking about politics, and I subsequently became unaroused.”

“They advocated clean comedy and, therefore, scrupulously avoided smut and double entendre.”

“Despite the eye locks, handholds, sunsets, and stargazing, her relationship with Nick is muddlingly platonic.”