The company he was recruited to back then was as tired and unglamorous as a retired college football player's jockstrap. |
He used to peel down to his jockstrap, muscles glistening, sly grin flashing, while firing cryptic answers at the media, which he loathed. |
To us old soldiers of the gridiron, the locker room means the wafting smell of sour mash and jockstrap fires. |
He even went so far as to take a crew of reporters with him while he went to a sporting goods store to buy a jockstrap. |
I remember Auntie Mame as having the first jockstrap joke I ever encountered. |
And then one time a jockstrap that I wore when I did Cabaret ended up on eBay. |