| The Scouser is ignorant, stupid and fat, the gay dad is queeny, stupid and over-dressed and the Asian is stingy, stupid and scared of his mum. |
| Scouser Ricky had been moving items from his home when he stopped at his Greenroom variety club in Liverpool. |
| I may just describe myself on the census as English Scouser, but never Plastic Paddy. |
| As a Scouser in exile, I cannot picture a world where Liverpool would tolerate being ordered around by Manchester or vice versa. |
| Somehow the Scouser hears about this and marches back up the gang plank to confront the captain. |
| Humour, of course, changes over the years and today''s stand-ups have their individual styles and are producing their own stars, like yet another Scouser, John Bishop. |
