“I am sending you herewith an article discussing the effect of the current bear market on the future of the mutual fund industry.”

“To get that acrid taste out of our brains, herewith, our woman's edition of honoring National Poetry Month by actually reading some poetry.”

“My opinions are expressed herewith, and I feel sure many other people will see fit to put pen to paper and write to you in the same vein.”

“The author hereby absolves herself of all knowledge, responsibility and blame.”

“It's time for a policy of containment, which I hereby revise to include a blockade.”

“If anyone is taking nominations for the Prince of Procrastination, I hereby humbly submit myself to the competition.”