| Some numpty forgot to make the developing room light-tight so we're all getting fogged film. |
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| Then a numpty, walkie-talkie jobsworth in a parka sidles up and tells me to shove off. |
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| It's a useful headline grabber but it doesn't help when you're overtaking the numpty with the caravan. |
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| Now the great numpty is serving 28 days in prison after another act of Comedy Terrorism in which he chucked paint over a Turner Prize nominated artist. |
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| And the auto-dimming rearview mirror was handy on the Woodhead Pass, when a numpty behind had his headlights on beam. |
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| For a few minutes I felt like a complete numpty, then I got into it. |
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| Realising he'd been duped, he went from doe-eyed numpty to slow-burning psycho, plotting a weekend in a remote cottage where he denied Charity her hair straighteners and a phone signal. |
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| The same numpty then clipped the rear end of a truck while another blagger managed to lose his wing mirror altogether. |
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| James McQuillan NOTHING changes from week to week with him, I just think he is an absolute numpty. |
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| I KNOW this hottie who had her mobe and her bumbershoot nicked by a ned but the police said she was a bit of a numpty. |
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| Wee Craig Brown is no numpty, but all that odium theologicum and contemplative mysticism would do his wee napper in. |
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| But instead of being thanked for all those NI contributions ripped from your pay packet every month, some numpty in the House of Lords compares you to a jobless scrounger. |
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| The only downside is you'll look a bit of a numpty wandering around the shop with the mask on and your kids will post embarrassing snaps of you on Facebook. |
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| And, according to this numpty, the better of the goals was the infamous Hand of God first one, and not the second, which was one of the finest I've ever seen. |
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